Disclaimer- I am NOT selling Body Parts on the Open Market

The following emails are real. This is what happens when a writer gets tired of Scammy/Spammy emails- The amazing this is that I never expected them to reply.

Their Original Email

Dear Sirs,

There is an ongoing tender.

So we are very interested in your product for a long term contract period. If interested, kindly get back to me with your full product details/specifications to enable us give you more details on how to proceed.

I am a commission agent, I source whenever there is a notice for the bid to tender, if your company win this tender through my effort i will be entitled to 2% commission of the total contract fund as a gratification from my company, but this money will be paid to me after you must have received your full payment from the commission.

Terms of payment: If the contract is awarded to you, the commission makes an upfront/advance payment of 80% T/T to start the production and the remaining 20% will be paid to you before supply, all payments must to be confirmed from your bank before shipment.

Your urgent response will be appreciated.

Best regards,

Mr.Jacob Sako,
Accredited Agent.

My reply: 

We sell after market human organs- all kinds and some are custom made by our staff member Dr. Frank N. Stein. Let us know how many of each organ you might need- as we will have to acquire donors. 

Regards, 

Igor Master

You would think that would be the end of it right? Nope- they actually replied with the following: 

Dear Mr John Peragine,

Thank you very much for your prompt response.

The project coordinator is very interested below:

(1) Kidney.

(2) LIliver.

(3) Heart

(4) Lung

(5) Pancreas

(6) Bone marrow

Please be informed that this is a government tender, you are supplying this items to the government, i am a commission agent.

Let me know the unit price so that i can present it to him for consideration.

I am a commission agent, I source whenever there is a notice for the bid to tender, if your company win this tender through my effort i will be entitled to 2% commission of the total contract fund as a gratification from my company, but this money will be paid to me after you must have received your full payment from the commission.

Terms of payment: If the contract is awarded to you, the commission makes an upfront/advance payment of 80% T/T to start the production and the remaining 20% will be paid to you before supply, all payments must to be confirmed from your bank before shipment.

Means of payment: - Bank to Bank transfer system, to be confirmed by your bank.

Delivery time: - 360 days from the date of initial payment.

Proforma Invoice: -FOB Country of Products origin.

port of Delivery/Shipment Destination: - Tema Sea Port Accra Ghana.

Partial shipment and contract review is allowed.

Your Soonest reply is needed.

I look forward to hearing from you by return & to develop a long term business relationship with you soon.

Best Regards,

Mr Jacob Sako.
Accredited Agent.

Either they got the joke- or these are VERY scary people. What do you think?